THE FIRST POST: How to make friends and influence people (or not)

THE DRUNK MAN BLOGGING: How to live life and be cool (Or fall down and piss yourself!)

CHAPTER ONE: FIRST POST

How to make friends and influence people (or not)

Hello and welcome, how are you? 

Great, me as well, thanks for asking.

I know you want to know how to make friends and influence people and did you come to the wrong blog for that!

I have no idea.

If I did, I wouldn't be on the computer, writing silly blogs, by myself, I'd be out there, in the real world, making friends and possibly getting laid.

Anyways, I just decided the world needs another blog to clutter the Google searches for the way to meet people and haz wild sex!!!